- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Children: You spent the first two years of their lives to teach them to walk and talk. You spent the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
- If the shoe fits, buy it in every color. :)
- Strangers are just friends waiting to happen
- Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
- As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
- My Imaginary friend and I think that you've got some serious problems.
- If you fall and break your both of your legs, don't come running to me.
- I took an IQ test and my results were negative.
- I swear to drunk Im not G-o-d!